Seinfeld

Seinfeld

A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s.
A stand-up comedian and his three offbeat friends weather the pitfalls and payoffs of life in New York City in the '90s.

Season 7 (22 episodes)

  • 1. The Engagement

    Original air date: 09/21/1995 Runtime: 23:36 min.

    Original air date: 09/21/1995 Runtime: 23:36 min. George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.

  • 2. The Postponement

    Original air date: 09/28/1995 Runtime: 22:49 min.

    Original air date: 09/28/1995 Runtime: 22:49 min. Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.

  • 3. The Maestro

    Original air date: 10/05/1995 Runtime: 22:49 min.

    Original air date: 10/05/1995 Runtime: 22:49 min. Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.

  • 4. The Wink

    Original air date: 10/12/1995 Runtime: 22:43 min.

    Original air date: 10/12/1995 Runtime: 22:43 min. Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.

  • 5. The Hot Tub

    Original air date: 10/19/1995 Runtime: 22:49 min.

    Original air date: 10/19/1995 Runtime: 22:49 min. Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

  • 6. The Soup Nazi

    Original air date: 11/02/1995 Runtime: 22:49 min.

    Original air date: 11/02/1995 Runtime: 22:49 min. A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

  • 7. The Secret Code

    Original air date: 11/09/1995 Runtime: 23:00 min.

    Original air date: 11/09/1995 Runtime: 23:00 min. George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

  • 8. The Pool Guy

    Original air date: 11/16/1995 Runtime: 22:50 min.

    Original air date: 11/16/1995 Runtime: 22:50 min. George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

  • 9. The Sponge

    Original air date: 12/07/1995 Runtime: 22:47 min.

    Original air date: 12/07/1995 Runtime: 22:47 min. As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

  • 10. The Gum

    Original air date: 12/14/1995 Runtime: 22:51 min.

    Original air date: 12/14/1995 Runtime: 22:51 min. While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

  • 11. The Rye

    Original air date: 01/04/1996 Runtime: 22:43 min.

    Original air date: 01/04/1996 Runtime: 22:43 min. George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

  • 12. The Caddy

    Original air date: 01/25/1996 Runtime: 22:49 min.

    Original air date: 01/25/1996 Runtime: 22:49 min. While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

  • 13. The Seven

    Original air date: 02/01/1996 Runtime: 22:49 min.

    Original air date: 02/01/1996 Runtime: 22:49 min. As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

  • 14. The Cadillac

    Original air date: 02/08/1996 Runtime: 43:58 min.

    Original air date: 02/08/1996 Runtime: 43:58 min. Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

  • 15. The Shower Head

    Original air date: 02/15/1996 Runtime: 22:46 min.

    Original air date: 02/15/1996 Runtime: 22:46 min. As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

  • 16. The Doll

    Original air date: 02/22/1996 Runtime: 22:51 min.

    Original air date: 02/22/1996 Runtime: 22:51 min. While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

  • 17. The Friar's Club

    Original air date: 03/07/1996 Runtime: 22:49 min.

    Original air date: 03/07/1996 Runtime: 22:49 min. Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

  • 18. The Wigmaster

    Original air date: 04/04/1996 Runtime: 22:49 min.

    Original air date: 04/04/1996 Runtime: 22:49 min. Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

  • 19. The Calzone

    Original air date: 04/25/1996 Runtime: 22:47 min.

    Original air date: 04/25/1996 Runtime: 22:47 min. As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

  • 20. The Bottle Deposit

    Original air date: 05/02/1996 Runtime: 41:47 min.

    Original air date: 05/02/1996 Runtime: 41:47 min. As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

  • 21. The Wait Out

    Original air date: 05/09/1996 Runtime: 22:47 min.

    Original air date: 05/09/1996 Runtime: 22:47 min. Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

  • 22. The Invitations

    Original air date: 05/16/1996 Runtime: 23:28 min.

    Original air date: 05/16/1996 Runtime: 23:28 min. As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.