How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother returns for a hilarious seventh season! The Emmy®-nominated hit stars Neil Patrick Harris, Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan, Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders. It all started when Ted’s best friend, Marshall, dropped the bombshell that he was going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, and now wife, Lily, a kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realized that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future. Guest stars this season include Martin Short, Kal Penn, and more!
How I Met Your Mother returns for a hilarious seventh season! The Emmy®-nominated hit stars Neil Patrick Harris, Jason Segel, Alyson Hannigan, Josh Radnor and Cobie Smulders. It all started when Ted’s best friend, Marshall, dropped the bombshell that he was going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, and now wife, Lily, a kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realized that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future. Guest stars this season include Martin Short, Kal Penn, and more!

Season 7 (24 episodes)

  • 1. Best Man

    Original air date: 09/19/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 09/19/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min. While Barney prepares for his wedding to a mystery bride, he and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; including when Marshall and Lily announced they were having a baby. Meanwhile, Robin considers telling Barney she has feelings for him.

  • 2. The Naked Truth

    Original air date: 09/19/2011 Runtime: 21:33 min.

    Original air date: 09/19/2011 Runtime: 21:33 min. When Marshall gets the job of his dreams, he worries that once the company discovers videos he made in the past, they may rescind the offer. Meanwhile, Ted can't decide who to bring to the Architects Ball.

  • 3. Ducky Tie

    Original air date: 09/26/2011 Runtime: 21:36 min.

    Original air date: 09/26/2011 Runtime: 21:36 min. After Ted runs into an old girlfriend, he tries to make amends with her since he cheated during their relationship. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily make a bet with Barney that could force him to wear Marshall's ducky tie.

  • 4. The Stinson Missile Crisis

    Original air date: 10/03/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 10/03/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min. After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

  • 5. Field Trip

    Original air date: 10/10/2011 Runtime: 21:26 min.

    Original air date: 10/10/2011 Runtime: 21:26 min. When Marshall witnesses his boss’ soft approach in settling with a million-dollar company, he takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Ted takes his architecture class on a field trip, and things don't go as planned.

  • 6. Mystery vs. History

    Original air date: 10/17/2011 Runtime: 21:33 min.

    Original air date: 10/17/2011 Runtime: 21:33 min. When Ted goes on a date without researching the girl on the Internet, the gang interferes, showing Kevin that they are too involved in each other's business. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall come to terms with finding out the sex of their baby.

  • 7. Noretta

    Original air date: 10/24/2011 Runtime: 21:29 min.

    Original air date: 10/24/2011 Runtime: 21:29 min. The gang begins to realize their romantic partner reminds them of one of their parents. Meanwhile, Barney and Nora's planned romantic evening is ruined by a string of bad events.

  • 8. The Slutty Pumpkin Returns

    Original air date: 10/31/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 10/31/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min. Ted finally meets his mystery girl in the Slutty Pumpkin costume. Meanwhile, Barney learns he is part Canadian, and Lily has pregnancy brain.

  • 9. Disaster Averted

    Original air date: 11/07/2011 Runtime: 21:31 min.

    Original air date: 11/07/2011 Runtime: 21:31 min. While the gang reminisces about what happened during Hurricane Irene, Barney tries desperately to cut a deal with Marshall and Lily to get out of wearing the ducky tie.

  • 10. Tick, Tick, Tick...

    Original air date: 11/14/2011 Runtime: 21:35 min.

    Original air date: 11/14/2011 Runtime: 21:35 min. Barney and Robin find themselves in an uncomfortable situation when they hide a secret from their significant others. Meanwhile Marshall, Lily, and Ted attend a concert.

  • 11. The Rebound Girl

    Original air date: 11/21/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 11/21/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min. Ted and Barney discuss making a life-changing decision together, and Robin tries to discourage Marshall and Lily from moving to Long Island.

  • 12. Symphony of Illumination

    Original air date: 12/05/2011 Runtime: 21:35 min.

    Original air date: 12/05/2011 Runtime: 21:35 min. When Robin receives bad news, she decides to lie about it to the gang. Meanwhile, Marshall hangs Christmas decorations on the house in the suburbs with help from his neighbor.

  • 13. Tailgate

    Original air date: 01/02/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 01/02/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min. After celebrating New Year's Eve, Marshall visits his father's graveside to carry on their tradition of tailgating. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles," and Robin is forced to fill in for an inebriated news anchor.

  • 14. 46 Minutes

    Original air date: 01/16/2012 Runtime: 21:25 min.

    Original air date: 01/16/2012 Runtime: 21:25 min. Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

  • 15. The Burning Beekeeper

    Original air date: 02/06/2012 Runtime: 20:25 min.

    Original air date: 02/06/2012 Runtime: 20:25 min. Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, where Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss, and Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.

  • 16. The Drunk Train

    Original air date: 02/13/2012 Runtime: 21:35 min.

    Original air date: 02/13/2012 Runtime: 21:35 min. For Valentine's Day, Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a weekend getaway to Vermont, where Kevin and Robin discuss taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

  • 17. No Pressure

    Original air date: 02/20/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 02/20/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min. When Robin breaks up with Kevin, Ted confesses his feelings to her. Meanwhile, Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily's.

  • 18. Karma

    Original air date: 02/27/2012 Runtime: 21:33 min.

    Original air date: 02/27/2012 Runtime: 21:33 min. Barney tries to pursue Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily introduce Robin to life in the suburbs and Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's old room.

  • 19. The Broath

    Original air date: 03/19/2012 Runtime: 21:35 min.

    Original air date: 03/19/2012 Runtime: 21:35 min. The gang tries to break up Barney and Quinn after learning they plan on moving in together, leaving Robin and Ted to fight over who deserves to sublet her apartment.

  • 20. Trilogy Time

    Original air date: 04/09/2012 Runtime: 21:27 min.

    Original air date: 04/09/2012 Runtime: 21:27 min. Ted, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time," where they get together every three years to watch the Star Wars trilogy and envision what their lives will be like in another three years. Meanwhile Barney and Quinn move in together.

  • 21. Now We're Even

    Original air date: 04/16/2012 Runtime: 21:33 min.

    Original air date: 04/16/2012 Runtime: 21:33 min. Just as Ted starts to settle into his new apartment alone, Barney tries to entice him into going out every single night. Meanwhile, Lily has a naughty dream about someone other than Marshall, and Robin finally becomes a famous news anchor.

  • 22. Good Crazy

    Original air date: 04/30/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 04/30/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min. When Lily and Marshall have a baby shower, Marshall starts to panic after realizing the baby is coming soon. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin come to terms with their relationship and Barney takes Marshall on a road trip.

  • 23. The Magician's Code, Pt. 1

    Original air date: 05/14/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 05/14/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min. While Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, Lily goes into labor, leaving him desperate to make it back to New York before the baby is born. Meanwhile, Ted and Robin try to distract Lily during her painful contractions.

  • 24. The Magician's Code, Pt. 2

    Original air date: 05/14/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 05/14/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min. On Barney's future wedding day, when his wife is finally revealed, the gang reminisces about the time they encouraged Ted to follow his heart and go after the one that got away.