Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23

Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23

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The hilarious, contemporary comedy about a female odd couple who are surrounded by an outrageous cast of characters is back for a second season. June (Dreama Walker) moves to Manhattan for a dream job and the perfect company apartment, only to have them disappear in a puff of reality, thanks to a CEO from the Bernie Madoff school of embezzlement. Deep in debt and out on the streets, June scrambles to land a job and place to live. It seems her luck has turned around when she gets hired at a coffee shop and finds Chloe (Krysten Ritter), a charming, vivacious roommate... with the morals of a pirate. She swindles June out of all her savings, but she and her snarky friend, James Van Der Beek (playing himself), soon learn that, just because June's naïve, she isn't stupid. June ingeniously turns the tables on Chloe, who is so shocked about being scammed herself that she decides to pull June into her colorful band of friends. Sure, it's all dysfunctional, bizarre and overwhelming, but so is New York City. And with the help of Chloe and the other oddballs around her, June might just learn the survival secrets she needs to make it there.
The hilarious, contemporary comedy about a female odd couple who are surrounded by an outrageous cast of characters is back for a second season. June (Dreama Walker) moves to Manhattan for a dream job and the perfect company apartment, only to have them disappear in a puff of reality, thanks to a CEO from the Bernie Madoff school of embezzlement. Deep in debt and out on the streets, June scrambles to land a job and place to live. It seems her luck has turned around when she gets hired at a coffee shop and finds Chloe (Krysten Ritter), a charming, vivacious roommate... with the morals of a pirate. She swindles June out of all her savings, but she and her snarky friend, James Van Der Beek (playing himself), soon learn that, just because June's naïve, she isn't stupid. June ingeniously turns the tables on Chloe, who is so shocked about being scammed herself that she decides to pull June into her colorful band of friends. Sure, it's all dysfunctional, bizarre and overwhelming, but so is New York City. And with the help of Chloe and the other oddballs around her, June might just learn the survival secrets she needs to make it there.

Season 2 (19 episodes)

  • 1. A Reunion...

    Original air date: 10/23/2012 Runtime: 21:40 min.

    Original air date: 10/23/2012 Runtime: 21:40 min. James goes against Chloe's advice, succumbing to June's urging and attempting the unimaginable - dare we dream? -- a Dawson's Creek reunion! Along the way, he makes some shocking discoveries, veers slightly off course and encounters some stars of television past.

  • 2. Love and Monsters...

    Original air date: 10/30/2012 Runtime: 21:39 min.

    Original air date: 10/30/2012 Runtime: 21:39 min. Halloween is June's favorite holiday, and even more so this year now that she is single! However when she discovers that Chloe plays elaborate Halloween "tricks" every year, June becomes consumed with stopping her before Chloe really hurts someone she might actually care about. Meanwhile due to a deep-rooted childhood fear of Halloween, James throws his annual Halloween "Positivity" Party.

  • 3. Sexy People...

    Original air date: 11/13/2012 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 11/13/2012 Runtime: 21:38 min. June is obsessed with PEOPLE magazine's annual Sexiest Man Alive issue, though Chloe tells her she shouldn't be such a sheep by letting others tell her what's hot and sexy. To prove her point, and in true Chloe fashion, she swoops into the PEOPLE magazine offices in an attempt to put James on the cover this year. James is thrilled by the prospect, and now June suddenly finds him irresistibly attractive.

  • 4. It's a Miracle...

    Original air date: 11/20/2012 Runtime: 21:42 min.

    Original air date: 11/20/2012 Runtime: 21:42 min. Chloe and June have different feelings about Thanksgiving - Chloe hates it, June loves it. Sadly, June can't afford to fly home this year, so Chloe persuades June to come with her to her parents' house for the holiday -- but under the most strange and awkward conditions. Meanwhile, James volunteers at an exclusive celebrity soup kitchen in order to get a photo opp, and is unpleasantly surprised when he and Luther get roped into actually working.

  • 5. Whatever It Takes...

    Original air date: 12/04/2012 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 12/04/2012 Runtime: 21:38 min. Chloe teaches June to "network," i.e., to go drinking in the financial district, but when Chloe lands herself a hot young broker whose father is a Wall Street mogul, she also lands June a dream job offer! But there are strings attached, and June must make a tough decision. Meanwhile, James' worst nightmare is realized when he's paired with the worst pro-dancer (guest star Missi Pyle) on "Dancing with the Stars."

  • 6. Bar Lies...

    Original air date: 12/11/2012 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 12/11/2012 Runtime: 21:38 min. The premiere day of "Dancing with the Stars" has finally arrived and James is in LA in prime dancing form, while Chloe is back home taking some liberties with James' empty penthouse with one of her infamous scams. June tries to step in and teach Chloe the importance of honesty... that is, until her own belief system is shaken. And when James finally step into the spotlight, mouths will drop.

  • 7. A Weekend in the Hamptons...

    Original air date: 12/18/2012 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 12/18/2012 Runtime: 21:38 min. Everyone is in a bit of a funk -- June is obsessively awaiting news on a potential job and James is down on his luck -- so Chloe drags everyone along on a weekend getaway to the Hamptons. It's Chloe's mission to have the ultimate rager, crash the party of the year and hook up with the illusive host. However the road to debauchery keeps taking the wrong turn down paths of reflection.

  • 8. Paris...

    Original air date: 01/06/2013 Runtime: 21:37 min.

    Original air date: 01/06/2013 Runtime: 21:37 min. June is nervous and excited about starting at Harken Financial. Things go surprisingly well, and she even meets an incredibly nice co-worker, Fox Paris. Chloe warns June, though, that she shouldn't be so trusting and that Fox is probably just keeping her enemies close. Meanwhile, Mark looks to James for help in expressing his newfound feelings for June.

  • 9. The Scarlet Neighbor...

    Original air date: 01/08/2013 Runtime: 21:25 min.

    Original air date: 01/08/2013 Runtime: 21:25 min. June and Chloe attend their first tenants' meeting after a new family moves in the building, but they make a scandalous scene and June quickly realizes that she needs to clean up Chloe's act so that they're not branded the floozies of the building. However things backfire when Chloe decides to set her sights on Mark, which is then further complicated by James' attempt to sabotage June's virtuous efforts.

  • 10. Mean Girls...

    Original air date: 01/13/2013 Runtime: 21:40 min.

    Original air date: 01/13/2013 Runtime: 21:40 min. June is making a real effort with Chloe to become BFFs, but Chloe is very wary because girls can be catty and manipulative, so instead June befriends a group of girls at her Pilates class who are the epitome of what Chloe detests. Meanwhile, James decides it's time to beef up his public image again and signs up to mentor an at-risk kid, but when they meet, neither of them knows what to do with the other.

  • 11. Dating Games...

    Original air date: 01/15/2013 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 01/15/2013 Runtime: 21:38 min. June and Mark are obsessed with a reality dating show, and Chloe convinces June to go out there and actually get in the game herself. But when Chloe and June end up asking the same guy out, they get sucked into their very own pseudo dating show, with James orchestrating various dating challenges as they compete to win this guy's affection.

  • 12. The Leak...

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 20:49 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 20:49 min. It is crunch time and James goes into serious training to be in top form for "Dancing with the Stars." Luther is tasked with the duty of keeping James on a strict regimen, but leave it to a jealous Chloe to try and sabotage it. Still, that's the least of their worries when embarrassing photos of James leak all over the internet.

  • 13. Monday June...

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:37 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:37 min. June has been so stressed and consumed with work that she has no time for anything else, including Chloe. Chloe's remedy for this is to slip June an herbal relaxant, but the next thing June knows, it's Tuesday and Monday is a complete blackout. As she tries to piece together what happened, June discovers some surprising things about herself. Meanwhile, James grapples with the idea that he may have impregnated June's friend, Crissy, on her wedding day.

  • 14. Teddy Trouble...

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:32 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:32 min. June is startled when a man she has never seen before jumps out of a door in the apartment that she has never seen before. It is Teddy, Chloe’s childhood friend from Camp C.U.T.S. (Callous Unemotional Trait Survivors) who visits her every year when he goes off his medications. His visit coincides with the Carter Marsh Annual Warehouse Sale, where Chloe uses psycho and manic Teddy to her advantage against all the vicious out of town women at the sale. But this year, Chloe finds herself increasingly distracted by her relationship with Jonathan. Meanwhile, James is devastated when he finds out that his Beek Jeans have been relegated to the “cooling rack” at the sale where no one is buying them.

  • 15. The D...

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:37 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:37 min. June receives her 1 year roommate evaluation from Chloe, in which she is shocked to find that she has been given a D. She eventually realizes that the only aspect in her life that she could possibly be slacking off in is her love life. Luther sets her up with James’ agent’s assistant, Will. The two really hit it off and bond over having to deal with a crazy person in each of their lives. For June, it’s Chloe and for Will, it’s one of his clients, Chris Spalding, a demanding novelist. It is soon revealed that Chloe is Chris Spalding. After attempting to share this information with Will, June’s plan backfires and Chloe has Will fired. June turns to James, who desperately needs Will’s help on his own projects, to help get his job back. During this time, James is struggling to land an audition for a new Woody Allen film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla.”

  • 16. The Seven Year Bitch...

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:29 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:29 min. James invites Chloe and June out to dinner to meet the girl he has been dating, Emily. At the dinner, Chloe after barely talking to Emily says “Veto”, forcing James to break up with her. Chloe explains to June that she and James have veto power over who they each date. Chloe doesn't want James to date anyone that will make him soft and complacent. However, she soon finds out that James has been secretly continuing to date Emily. Chloe decides that they need to take a break and end their relationship. But soon Luther and June realize that they must get the two back together after each of their lives begin to change- Chloe has begun working at a cell phone store, where she can fight with customers all day, and James has become fat, soft, and complacent.

  • 17. Using People...

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:36 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:36 min. June discovers that Chloe has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous Meetings, to share her crazy partying stories as well as take free booze from the alcoholics. Pepper sets Mark up on a date with one of her friends, and June struggles to hide her jealousy. Chloe tells June that she is using Mark whether she realizes it or not, and toying with his emotions. Mark admits to June that he likes her but she is unsure if she feels the same. They decide to have sex, but the result is not what they expected- it is awful. Meanwhile, James learns that he is on the short list for Woody Allen’s film “Monte Carlo, Monte Carla” but he may not get the role because Woody does not think he is deep enough.

  • 18. Ocupado...

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:27 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:27 min. Chloe tells June that Benjamin is going to be in town to shoot a commercial with James. She is excited and has even moved him up to #1 in her guy rotation. June tells Chloe that she has to tell him about her rotation if she really likes him. June recounts her own story about being unaware that the guy she liked was dating another girl. Chloe tells Benjamin that she is dating five other guys, and is surprised when Benjamin tells her that he is also dating five other girls. They bond over this. However, after a they hook up in the bathroom and Benjamin slips and falls, Chloe takes him to the hospital but discovers that his emergency contact is a girl named Melinda, who is number one in his rotation. She is hurt that she is not his number one. June tells her that she understands what she is going through, for the first time Chloe is feeling jealous.

  • 19. Original Bitch...

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:35 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2013 Runtime: 21:35 min. Chloe hires a private investigator to track down the original bitch in Apt 23, Trish, who Chloe has been seeking revenge on since she stole her dream of becoming a dancer on a popular dance show years ago. But when they discover that Trish has died, Chloe cannot let go of wanting to get her vengeance and it begins to haunt her dreams. We enter Chloe’s dream where she must complete challenges in order to reach her goal and overthrow Trish as the top dancer on the TV show. But in this dream, Chloe learns something more important- she needs to trust June as her friend, because while Chloe knows everything about June, June knows nothing about her. Meanwhile in reality, James learns that his father is not his true biological father.