Rules of Engagement

Rules of Engagement

Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), a long-time married pair, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price), and a single guy on the prowl, Russell (David Spade) and his assistant, Timmy (Adhir Kalyan). As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster. People can describe the ride to you, but to really know what it's like you have to experience it for yourself.
Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), a long-time married pair, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price), and a single guy on the prowl, Russell (David Spade) and his assistant, Timmy (Adhir Kalyan). As they find out, the often confusing stages of a relationship can seem like being on a roller coaster. People can describe the ride to you, but to really know what it's like you have to experience it for yourself.

Season 5 (24 episodes)

  • 1. Surro-Gate

    Original air date: 09/20/2010 Runtime: 21:05 min.

    Original air date: 09/20/2010 Runtime: 21:05 min. Jeff and Audrey discover surprising news about their surrogate.

  • 2. The Bank

    Original air date: 09/27/2010 Runtime: 21:33 min.

    Original air date: 09/27/2010 Runtime: 21:33 min. When Jeff screws up paying for Audrey's Pilates classes, he reveals to Adam that he has a "Bank" of mistakes that she has incurred that he uses to ease her anger. Russell sends an email to Timmy's crush.

  • 3. Rug-Of-War

    Original air date: 10/04/2010 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 10/04/2010 Runtime: 21:38 min. Upset that he'll have to purchase a new rug after Audrey gives their old one to Adam and Jenn, Jeff tries to sabotage the gift by telling Adam about all the "fun" that he and Audrey had on it.

  • 4. Handy Man

    Original air date: 10/11/2010 Runtime: 21:36 min.

    Original air date: 10/11/2010 Runtime: 21:36 min. When Audrey realizes Jeff is getting a bit bored in the bedroom, she tries to spice it up. Russell gets called out on a business trip, but has a fear of flying. He invites Timmy to distract him.

  • 5. Play Ball

    Original air date: 10/18/2010 Runtime: 20:57 min.

    Original air date: 10/18/2010 Runtime: 20:57 min. Audrey considers quitting her job when she realizes it's making her life miserable. Although things are heated between Allison and Timmy, she wants to put their sex life aside so they can spend time getting to know each other.

  • 6. Baked

    Original air date: 10/25/2010 Runtime: 21:23 min.

    Original air date: 10/25/2010 Runtime: 21:23 min. Audrey embarks on a new start after quitting her demanding job; however, her time at home makes her stir crazy, prompting her to start a cookie business. The ever polite Timmy is getting advice from the guys who encourage him to be more of a dude than a gentleman.

  • 7. Mannequin Head Ball

    Original air date: 11/01/2010 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 11/01/2010 Runtime: 21:34 min. Stuck with a store Jeff leased for Audrey's fleeting cookie shop, he and Adam stay behind to clean up and discover a new game using the heads of mannequins.

  • 8. Les-Bro

    Original air date: 11/08/2010 Runtime: 21:24 min.

    Original air date: 11/08/2010 Runtime: 21:24 min. Jeff and Audrey embark on finding a surrogate mother, only to run into problems with the interviewing process. Russell's wealthy mother comes to town, and after some counseling on how to be a man from Timmy, reluctantly decides to have her stop paying his rent.

  • 9. The Big Picture

    Original air date: 11/15/2010 Runtime: 21:33 min.

    Original air date: 11/15/2010 Runtime: 21:33 min. When his mother cuts off Russell’s trust fund, he gets a taste of how life will be after moving in with Timmy. Meanwhile, Audrey helps Jeff impress his boss in order to get a raise.

  • 10. Fun Run

    Original air date: 11/22/2010 Runtime: 21:33 min.

    Original air date: 11/22/2010 Runtime: 21:33 min. After Jeff tells his altruistic co-workers that requests for charity donations are getting out of hand, Audrey enters into a 10K charity event and plans on having Jeff's staff contribute money toward the cause. Meanwhile, Russell is dating a woman who is giving him not-so-subtle hints that she's really not into him.

  • 11. Refusing to Budget

    Original air date: 12/06/2010 Runtime: 21:28 min.

    Original air date: 12/06/2010 Runtime: 21:28 min. Timmy convinces Russell he needs a budget when the utilities are turned off in his apartment. Meanwhile, Audrey has a mentee who wants to see her office and learn about publishing.

  • 12. Little Bummer Boy

    Original air date: 12/13/2010 Runtime: 20:52 min.

    Original air date: 12/13/2010 Runtime: 20:52 min. When Russell decides to borrow a holiday concept of gift-giving from Adam, both Adam and his co-workers are in for surprises. Meanwhile, Audrey wants to make people laugh at Jeff's holiday party.

  • 13. The Home Stretch

    Original air date: 01/03/2011 Runtime: 21:30 min.

    Original air date: 01/03/2011 Runtime: 21:30 min. When Jeff discovers that a guy is giving Audrey home Pilates classes, he wants to make a change. Meanwhile, Adam tells Jennifer specifics about his football past.

  • 14. Uh-Oh It's Magic

    Original air date: 01/17/2011 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 01/17/2011 Runtime: 21:38 min. When Russell takes his date to a magic show, the magician makes her disappear. Meanwhile, Audrey unknowingly slips up when she tells Brenda's girlfriend about the baby.

  • 15. Singing and Dancing

    Original air date: 02/07/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min.

    Original air date: 02/07/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min. When Timmy joins an a cappella group, he wants to keep it a secret from Russell. Meanwhile, Jeff and Audrey discover they have a new annoying neighbor.

  • 16. Jeff Day

    Original air date: 02/24/2011 Runtime: 21:24 min.

    Original air date: 02/24/2011 Runtime: 21:24 min. When Jeff proclaims it's 'Jeff Day', he gets his way until the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam has to figure out why his eye is twitching.

  • 17. Zygote

    Original air date: 03/03/2011 Runtime: 21:21 min.

    Original air date: 03/03/2011 Runtime: 21:21 min. When Jeff and Audrey see a fertility specialist with their surrogate, they discover a zygote. Meanwhile, Russell and Timmy go on double dates again.

  • 18. Anniversary Chicken

    Original air date: 03/10/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 03/10/2011 Runtime: 21:34 min. When Jeff decides to surprise Audrey by remembering their anniversary, he's the one who ends up being surprised. Meanwhile, Timmy is forced to be Russell's interpreter on a date.

  • 19. The Set Up

    Original air date: 03/31/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min.

    Original air date: 03/31/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min. When Russell discovers Timmy has a sister, he aims to impress. Meanwhile, Jeff and Audrey set their neighbor Liz up on a date.

  • 20. Beating the System

    Original air date: 04/07/2011 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 04/07/2011 Runtime: 21:38 min. When Jeff and Audrey learn their surrogate is pregnant, both of their lives change. Meanwhile, Timmy takes on the responsibility of wedding planner for Adam and Jennifer.

  • 21. The Jeff Photo

    Original air date: 04/28/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min.

    Original air date: 04/28/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min. When an old photo of Jeff appears in an art gallery, he decides it's time to make some changes in his life. Meanwhile, Russell experiences a slump with women until he sees a familiar face.

  • 22. Double Down

    Original air date: 05/05/2011 Runtime: 21:13 min.

    Original air date: 05/05/2011 Runtime: 21:13 min. Jeff and Audrey panic when they are told they might be having twins. Meanwhile, Russell throws a citizenship party for Timmy to impress a girl.

  • 23. The Power Couple

    Original air date: 05/12/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min.

    Original air date: 05/12/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min. Jeff is threatened when Audrey gets a raise and makes almost as much as he does. Meanwhile, Russell enlists Timmy to find out what Liz sees in another man.

  • 24. The Last of the Red Hat Lovers

    Original air date: 05/19/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min.

    Original air date: 05/19/2011 Runtime: 21:37 min. Russell books a cruise that he thinks is filled with "red hot" ladies but instead it's filled with ladies from the Red Hat society. Meanwhile, Timmy tries to help Jeff and Audrey settle an argument.