Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Now in its seventh season, television’s top-rated comedy is (dare we say it?) growing up and… growing! Emmy® nominee Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper, the veteran Malibu bachelor who may finally be reined in by the smart and independent Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) who wrangled a proposal from the lone-wolf toward the end of last season. Now living in his Malibu mansion, things might be getting a little crowded – especially with Chelsea’s cat, Charlie’s tightly wound brother, Alan (Emmy® nominee Jon Cryer) and the “half-man” of the bunch, Alan’s son, Jake (Angus T. Jones) who’s now reached driving age and will stop at nothing (including blackmail) to exercise the privilege! With a sharp-witted supporting cast of acclaimed women and a parade of guest stars (such as rocker Eddie Van Halen and more), this acclaimed, Golden Globe nominated sitcom is two and a half times funnier than anything out there!
Now in its seventh season, television’s top-rated comedy is (dare we say it?) growing up and… growing! Emmy® nominee Charlie Sheen stars as Charlie Harper, the veteran Malibu bachelor who may finally be reined in by the smart and independent Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) who wrangled a proposal from the lone-wolf toward the end of last season. Now living in his Malibu mansion, things might be getting a little crowded – especially with Chelsea’s cat, Charlie’s tightly wound brother, Alan (Emmy® nominee Jon Cryer) and the “half-man” of the bunch, Alan’s son, Jake (Angus T. Jones) who’s now reached driving age and will stop at nothing (including blackmail) to exercise the privilege! With a sharp-witted supporting cast of acclaimed women and a parade of guest stars (such as rocker Eddie Van Halen and more), this acclaimed, Golden Globe nominated sitcom is two and a half times funnier than anything out there!

Season 7 (22 episodes)

  • 1. 818-jklpuzo

    Original air date: 09/21/2009 Runtime: 21:54 min.

    Original air date: 09/21/2009 Runtime: 21:54 min. On the seventh season premiere, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea (recurring guest star JENNIFER TAYLOR), and his old flame, Mia (recurring guest star EMMANUELLE VAUGIER). Rock superstar EDDIE VAN HALEN makes a cameo appearance as himself.

  • 2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Original air date: 09/28/2009 Runtime: 20:45 min.

    Original air date: 09/28/2009 Runtime: 20:45 min. When Charlie’s fiancée, Chelsea, convinces him to let Melissa (recurring guest star KELLY STABLES), Alan’s girlfriend, move in, the girls take over the house.

  • 3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.

    Original air date: 10/05/2009 Runtime: 19:55 min.

    Original air date: 10/05/2009 Runtime: 19:55 min. Alan (series star JON CRYER) plays nursemaid to Judith’s baby and her tipsy mother, Lenore (recurring guest star ANNIE POTTS). Meanwhile, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) blackmails Charlie with an incriminating photo.

  • 4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Original air date: 10/12/2009 Runtime: 20:22 min.

    Original air date: 10/12/2009 Runtime: 20:22 min. Alan takes a job working for Evelyn (series star HOLLAND TAYLOR), and Charlie is forced to mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

  • 5. For the Sake of the Child

    Original air date: 10/19/2009 Runtime: 21:52 min.

    Original air date: 10/19/2009 Runtime: 21:52 min. Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after they embarrass him in public.

  • 6. Give Me Your Thumb

    Original air date: 11/02/2009 Runtime: 20:48 min.

    Original air date: 11/02/2009 Runtime: 20:48 min. Alan recommends that Chelsea get breast reduction surgery and Charlie kicks him out.

  • 7. Untainted by Filth

    Original air date: 11/09/2009 Runtime: 21:58 min.

    Original air date: 11/09/2009 Runtime: 21:58 min. Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

  • 8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

    Original air date: 11/16/2009 Runtime: 20:32 min.

    Original air date: 11/16/2009 Runtime: 20:32 min. Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate (guest star TRICIA HELFER – Battlestar Galactica) to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup.

  • 9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Original air date: 11/23/2009 Runtime: 21:10 min.

    Original air date: 11/23/2009 Runtime: 21:10 min. Charlie is crushed when he discovers he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea and Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair on the cheap.

  • 10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'

    Original air date: 12/07/2009 Runtime: 19:57 min.

    Original air date: 12/07/2009 Runtime: 19:57 min. Charlie discovers that Chelsea hasn’t been completely honest about her finances.

  • 11. Warning, It's Dirty

    Original air date: 12/14/2009 Runtime: 19:41 min.

    Original air date: 12/14/2009 Runtime: 19:41 min. Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Legendary Television Producer/Writer/Actor CARL REINER guest stars as “Marty Pepper, ” a famous TV producer whom Evelyn invites to Charlie’s for Christmas dinner.

  • 12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Original air date: 01/11/2010 Runtime: 22:00 min.

    Original air date: 01/11/2010 Runtime: 22:00 min. Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend, and Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship from Judith's watchful eye.

  • 13. Yay, no polyps!

    Original air date: 01/18/2010 Runtime: 20:52 min.

    Original air date: 01/18/2010 Runtime: 20:52 min. Charlie endures a colonoscopy to get out of a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents (guest stars STACY KEACH and MEAGEN FAY), only to return home and find them in his living room.

  • 14. Crude and Uncalled For

    Original air date: 02/01/2010 Runtime: 21:22 min.

    Original air date: 02/01/2010 Runtime: 21:22 min. Alan ends up in jail after a bar fight, and Charlie worries that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case (STEVEN ECKHOLDT).

  • 15. Aye, aye, Captain Douche

    Original air date: 02/08/2010 Runtime: 21:59 min.

    Original air date: 02/08/2010 Runtime: 21:59 min. Charlie’s jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea.

  • 16. Tinkle Like a Princess

    Original air date: 03/01/2010 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 03/01/2010 Runtime: 21:34 min. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife…but she’s not Chelsea! STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea’s father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.

  • 17. I Found Your Moustache

    Original air date: 03/08/2010 Runtime: 21:38 min.

    Original air date: 03/08/2010 Runtime: 21:38 min. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. STACY KEACH returns as Chelsea’s father and JOHN AMOS guest stars as his boyfriend.

  • 18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Original air date: 03/22/2010 Runtime: 21:15 min.

    Original air date: 03/22/2010 Runtime: 21:15 min. Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. TRICIA HELFER returns as Chelsea’s best friend and FRANCES FISHER guest stars as Alan’s patient.

  • 19. Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave

    Original air date: 04/12/2010 Runtime: 18:46 min.

    Original air date: 04/12/2010 Runtime: 18:46 min. Jake's new friend, Eldridge (guest star GRAHAM PATRICK MARTIN), is a bad influence but Alan really likes his hot mom, Lyndsay (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).

  • 20. I Called Him Magoo

    Original air date: 05/10/2010 Runtime: 21:43 min.

    Original air date: 05/10/2010 Runtime: 21:43 min. Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience."

  • 21. Gumby with a Pokey

    Original air date: 05/17/2010 Runtime: 21:44 min.

    Original air date: 05/17/2010 Runtime: 21:44 min. Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past – including guest stars KATHERINE LANASA, MING NA, EMMANUELLE VAUGIER, RACHEL CANNON, AJA EVANS, MAGDALENA HOLLAND, REBECCA MCFARLAND, KATY MIXON, JODI LYN O'KEEFE, MISSI PYLE AND RENA SOFER. ZZ TOP also makes a special appearance as themselves, while MARTIN MULL returns as Charlie’s pharmacist Russell.

  • 22. This is Not 22 Gonna End Well

    Original air date: 05/24/2010 Runtime: 20:54 min.

    Original air date: 05/24/2010 Runtime: 20:54 min. After Charlie’s license is suspended, Jake becomes Charlie’s driver. And much to Charlie’s chagrin, Alan makes plans to attend Chelsea’s birthday party on the seventh season finale. STACY KEACH and JOHN AMOS return as Chelsea’s father and his boyfriend.