Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

It’s been a year since we saw Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a lovelorn Internet billionaire, attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out. He stumbled into the Malibu beach house where tightly-wound chiropractor Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and his slacker teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), had been living with Alan’s brother for the past eight years before his untimely passing. Walden bought the house and invited Alan to remain there, saving Alan from having to move in with his mother. Walden asked Berta (Conchata Ferrell), who had been working in the household, to stay as well. Despite his unsuccessful history with women, Alan found himself mentoring Walden. Walden, Alan and Jake adjusted to their new living arrangement and created a surrogate family unit to make each a better man … or at least try.
It’s been a year since we saw Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a lovelorn Internet billionaire, attempt to drown himself in the ocean after his wife kicked him out. He stumbled into the Malibu beach house where tightly-wound chiropractor Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and his slacker teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), had been living with Alan’s brother for the past eight years before his untimely passing. Walden bought the house and invited Alan to remain there, saving Alan from having to move in with his mother. Walden asked Berta (Conchata Ferrell), who had been working in the household, to stay as well. Despite his unsuccessful history with women, Alan found himself mentoring Walden. Walden, Alan and Jake adjusted to their new living arrangement and created a surrogate family unit to make each a better man … or at least try.

Season 10 (23 episodes)

  • 1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    Original air date: 09/27/2012 Runtime: 21:01 min.

    Original air date: 09/27/2012 Runtime: 21:01 min. On the tenth season premiere, Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey (recurring guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN) on her birthday. Grammy winner MICHAEL BOLTON guest stars as himself, while True Bloods BRIT MORGAN guest stars as a woman Walden meets at a bar.

  • 2. A Big Bag of Dog

    Original air date: 10/04/2012 Runtime: 20:20 min.

    Original air date: 10/04/2012 Runtime: 20:20 min. Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.

  • 3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Original air date: 10/11/2012 Runtime: 21:16 min.

    Original air date: 10/11/2012 Runtime: 21:16 min. Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

  • 4. You Know What The Lollipop Is For

    Original air date: 10/18/2012 Runtime: 20:40 min.

    Original air date: 10/18/2012 Runtime: 20:40 min. Walden starts to feel his age when a friends daughter comes to town. Actress MILEY CYRUS guest stars as Missi, the friend who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.

  • 5. That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

    Original air date: 10/25/2012 Runtime: 19:49 min.

    Original air date: 10/25/2012 Runtime: 19:49 min. Despite Alans warnings, Walden starts dating Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).

  • 6. Ferrets, Attack!

    Original air date: 11/01/2012 Runtime: 20:01 min.

    Original air date: 11/01/2012 Runtime: 20:01 min. Walden asks Rose to move in, but she feels that its too early in their relationship. When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, however, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey before its too late.

  • 7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Original air date: 11/08/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min.

    Original air date: 11/08/2012 Runtime: 21:34 min. Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress (guest star LINDSAY PRICE) to play the part of his girlfriend. But when he starts falling for her, he cant tell if she really has feelings for him or is just acting. Meanwhile, Jake and Missi (MILEY CYRUS) surprise Walden and Alan when they plan a weekend rendezvous at the beach house. Too bad, the Army is looking for him as well.

  • 8. Something My Gynecologist Said

    Original air date: 11/15/2012 Runtime: 21:26 min.

    Original air date: 11/15/2012 Runtime: 21:26 min. Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.

  • 9. I Scream When I Pee

    Original air date: 11/29/2012 Runtime: 20:27 min.

    Original air date: 11/29/2012 Runtime: 20:27 min. Alan's famous wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isnt interested in celebrating her birthday‚until Walden helps make it special.

  • 10. One Nut Johnson

    Original air date: 12/06/2012 Runtime: 21:28 min.

    Original air date: 12/06/2012 Runtime: 21:28 min. When Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isnt just after his money, he encounters a new love interest (guest star BROOKE DORSAY).

  • 11. Give Santa a Tail-hole

    Original air date: 12/13/2012 Runtime: 21:31 min.

    Original air date: 12/13/2012 Runtime: 21:31 min. Walden juggles having two identities – rich man and poor man – and “Sam Wilson” gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.

  • 12. Welcome to Alancrest

    Original air date: 01/03/2013 Runtime: 21:39 min.

    Original air date: 01/03/2013 Runtime: 21:39 min. Using Walden’s money, Alan invests in Kate’s fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.

  • 13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Original air date: 01/10/2013 Runtime: 21:27 min.

    Original air date: 01/10/2013 Runtime: 21:27 min. Walden and Alan visit Kate’s fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. What revealed, however, is a Broadway-style song and dance performance.

  • 14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    Original air date: 01/31/2013 Runtime: 21:16 min.

    Original air date: 01/31/2013 Runtime: 21:16 min. Alan and Lyndsey’s relationship is strained when he won’t give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Billy and Herb (recurring guest star RYAN STILES) commiserate about women and relationships. WILLIE GARSON guest stars as Dr. Steven Staven, Lyndsey’s gynecologist who takes her on a date.

  • 15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Original air date: 02/07/2013 Runtime: 20:38 min.

    Original air date: 02/07/2013 Runtime: 20:38 min. Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (guest star JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend that he’s madly in love with. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.

  • 16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Original air date: 02/14/2013 Runtime: 20:31 min.

    Original air date: 02/14/2013 Runtime: 20:31 min. Depressed about being single on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan's all-out Valentine's Day plans for Lyndsey take a turn for the worse.

  • 17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    Original air date: 02/21/2013 Runtime: 21:30 min.

    Original air date: 02/21/2013 Runtime: 21:30 min. When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a high-end singles mixer, they talk about getting back together. But Alan feels that she might not be good for Walden.

  • 18. The 9:04 from Pemberton

    Original air date: 03/07/2013 Runtime: 21:01 min.

    Original air date: 03/07/2013 Runtime: 21:01 min. Alan moves out after he and Walden get into a fight over a broken toaster. After Alan moves in with Herb, Walden feels bad and tries to apologize. But Herb gets in the way - because he doesn't want to lose his new roommate.

  • 19. Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon.

    Original air date: 03/14/2013 Runtime: 21:29 min.

    Original air date: 03/14/2013 Runtime: 21:29 min. Boys Gone Wild! Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.

  • 20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

    Original air date: 04/04/2013 Runtime: 20:37 min.

    Original air date: 04/04/2013 Runtime: 20:37 min. When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy (JAMIE PRESSLY) with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley (guest star EMILY OSMENT) Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars as Ashley’s ex-boyfriend Jerry.

  • 21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

    Original air date: 04/25/2013 Runtime: 20:48 min.

    Original air date: 04/25/2013 Runtime: 20:48 min. Alan is devastated when Lyndsey breaks up with him, leaving Walden struggling to find a way to help him get back on his feet.

  • 22. My Bodacious Vidalia

    Original air date: 05/02/2013 Runtime: 20:46 min.

    Original air date: 05/02/2013 Runtime: 20:46 min. Alan gets a “breakover” (i.e. post-breakup makeover)! When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

  • 23. Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

    Original air date: 05/09/2013 Runtime: 21:31 min.

    Original air date: 05/09/2013 Runtime: 21:31 min. On the 10th season finale, Walden dates a hot 22-year-old (HILARY DUFF), but finds himself more interested in her worldly grandmother (MARILU HENNER). Alan & Jake take a road trip.