Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

For seven sidesplitting seasons, Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has loved ’em and left ’em. Last season, however, Charlie’s fiancée Chelsea met a doctor who was generous, thoughtful and mature (in short, everything that Charlie’s not) and she left him! Charlie, of course, – after pickling himself in booze and self-pity – handles the situation in typical Charlie fashion. Which means lots of laughs for Men fans. It’s a return to bachelordom for the Harpers as TV’s #1 comedy finds its hilarious form once more. Add in the amorous blunders of Charlie’s divorcee brother Alan and the lovable, but sometimes cement-headed decisions of Charlie’s teenaged nephew Jake and these (almost three) men add up to riotous fun. With high-profile guest stars and the steady comedic guidance of comedy master Chuck Lorre (The Big Bang Theory), the Harper household is looking great for season eight!
For seven sidesplitting seasons, Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has loved ’em and left ’em. Last season, however, Charlie’s fiancée Chelsea met a doctor who was generous, thoughtful and mature (in short, everything that Charlie’s not) and she left him! Charlie, of course, – after pickling himself in booze and self-pity – handles the situation in typical Charlie fashion. Which means lots of laughs for Men fans. It’s a return to bachelordom for the Harpers as TV’s #1 comedy finds its hilarious form once more. Add in the amorous blunders of Charlie’s divorcee brother Alan and the lovable, but sometimes cement-headed decisions of Charlie’s teenaged nephew Jake and these (almost three) men add up to riotous fun. With high-profile guest stars and the steady comedic guidance of comedy master Chuck Lorre (The Big Bang Theory), the Harper household is looking great for season eight!

Season 8 (16 episodes)

  • 1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Original air date: 09/20/2010 Runtime: 21:28 min.

    Original air date: 09/20/2010 Runtime: 21:28 min. On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

  • 2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Original air date: 09/27/2010 Runtime: 21:29 min.

    Original air date: 09/27/2010 Runtime: 21:29 min. When Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"

  • 3. A Pudding-filled Cactus

    Original air date: 10/04/2010 Runtime: 21:27 min.

    Original air date: 10/04/2010 Runtime: 21:27 min. Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

  • 4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Original air date: 10/11/2010 Runtime: 21:28 min.

    Original air date: 10/11/2010 Runtime: 21:28 min. Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo’s Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey’s ex-husband.

  • 5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Original air date: 10/18/2010 Runtime: 21:21 min.

    Original air date: 10/18/2010 Runtime: 21:21 min. Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.

  • 6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Original air date: 10/25/2010 Runtime: 21:11 min.

    Original air date: 10/25/2010 Runtime: 21:11 min. Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY – CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).

  • 7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Original air date: 11/01/2010 Runtime: 19:27 min.

    Original air date: 11/01/2010 Runtime: 19:27 min. Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.

  • 8. Springtime on a Stick

    Original air date: 11/08/2010 Runtime: 21:14 min.

    Original air date: 11/08/2010 Runtime: 21:14 min. Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).

  • 9. A Good Time in Central Africa

    Original air date: 11/15/2010 Runtime: 21:18 min.

    Original air date: 11/15/2010 Runtime: 21:18 min. When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan’s former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.

  • 10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Original air date: 11/22/2010 Runtime: 19:25 min.

    Original air date: 11/22/2010 Runtime: 19:25 min. Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn’s old fling.

  • 11. Dead From The Waist Down

    Original air date: 12/06/2010 Runtime: 21:28 min.

    Original air date: 12/06/2010 Runtime: 21:28 min. Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie’s girlfriend.

  • 12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Original air date: 12/13/2010 Runtime: 20:55 min.

    Original air date: 12/13/2010 Runtime: 20:55 min. When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).

  • 13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

    Original air date: 01/03/2011 Runtime: 21:08 min.

    Original air date: 01/03/2011 Runtime: 21:08 min. When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan’s paranoia gets the best of him.

  • 14. Lookin' For Japanese Subs

    Original air date: 01/17/2011 Runtime: 21:18 min.

    Original air date: 01/17/2011 Runtime: 21:18 min. Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.

  • 15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Original air date: 02/07/2011 Runtime: 21:29 min.

    Original air date: 02/07/2011 Runtime: 21:29 min. In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a Ponzi scheme using his friends and family as investors. Charlie’s love for Rose only deepens as they continue their torrid “affair.”

  • 16. That Darn Priest

    Original air date: 02/14/2011 Runtime: 19:48 min.

    Original air date: 02/14/2011 Runtime: 19:48 min. Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.